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“Hermiston district cancel ‘zombie survival skills’ class for middle schoolers”
Read more at: http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/03/hermiston_district_cancel_zomb.html
I would have loved a class like that in HS. I think it would have really promoted the learning of useful skills that have been lost to our technology.
Could you imagine the fun outdoor projects that could have been done? Camp outs, hikes, foraging etc.
Back to the basics. Now, if they’d just cut out the Planned Parenthood sex education classes. . . .
Kids were probably alert and paying attention in class too.
Because of Sequester?
Its nice that we treat education as a joke or a gag.
Because that’s the kind of unserious students we are going to end up with.
Students take a class on zombie survival at the University of Colorado.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0elVOrKxIs
Michigan State University is offering a “Zombie Survival Course” so we decided to do an overview of survival tactics for all our viewers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkiRI1EvYPs
Important DHS zombie survival tips:
1) Coat yourself liberally with Worcestershire sauce.
2) Handcuff yourself to a very heavy object so that the zombies will not be able to carry you off to their lairs.
3) Do not have any weapons within reach, as that may result in the zombies *defensively* attacking you.
Even the CDC promotes zombie awareness and preparedness.
Can’t have any cirriculum that would teach basic survival skills, let alone getting young boys to pay attention in class, especially an English class, now can we?
okay, I’m gonna get bashed for this, but I’m a grown up and can take it.
I agree with the parents to a degree.
My reason is this. Why couldn’t they just call it Survival Class?
Why all this Zombie crap? I’m getting a little sick of it myself, and the fact that my goddaughter is actually worried about the undead coming after her is kinda bothering me.
The dead don’t walk around and eat you (Brain dead) Obama voters are one thing, evil, death is something else. The same thing with Vampires and Werewolves. Kids nowadays are just too stupid to understand (because they aren’t being taught) that this is called FANTASY.
America has turned into a “death” culture. The undead are ‘cool’. Ain’t nothing “cool” about death.
Maybe it’s just me, maybe I’ve turned into the old codger, but it’s starting to get to me.