As a very young kid (4th grade) I got caught shoplifting some candy from the local store.
I wish they had just called the cops instead of my old man. Although it was many, many years before I would even pick up a pencil if I saw one laying on the street or playground!
LOL- you and me both!
I was not even the one who shoplifted- i was just with an idiot who stuffed somethign into his jacket but we BOTH got pulled in
Believe me, it NEVER occurred to me to shoplift again.