“Go into his room, smash a gallon of milk against the ground or wall and tell him to deal with it.”
Yep. That’s always my way to deal with something like this. First he cleans up the store.Then do the same thing ten times over to the kid. In his room, in his car, etc.
Then call it even. Save the money spent on the criminal justice system. No one got hurt; he will hopefully learn.
Best then to pour milk all inside his car in summer.
I was thinking to send him to a dairy farm for a month. Working the hours and labor to produce that gallon of milk...maybe appreciate it more. Or not.