I haven’t tried the JIF yet...nor will I, actually...Nutella is fantastic. I don’t eat it for breakfast..I use it as “frosting” on graham crackers or cupcakes.
I WAS going to say that chocolate wasn’t on my breakfast menu except for “milk”...but then I remembered that I have a box of Chocolate Pop-Tarts in the cupboard.
Have you contacted Michelle O. at the White House for a job opportunity? You sound like a perfect candidate for Asst. Hectoring Nanny.
I am in my 70’s and I walk 20 miles on the golf course every week! I require no ongoing medications, my blood sugar and blood pressure are the same as when I was in my 30’s. And best of all, I can wear the suit I wore in my wedding 35 years ago! So I watch sugar and sodium in everything I buy. If that makes me a hectoring nanny, I will laugh all the way to the bank with it! I have literally no medical expenses! My health insurance company must be ecstatic having me as a customer!