[SeekAndFind]

NOT GOOD FOR YOU:

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Might not be good for me but it is good. I shall continue to eat bacon!

[usurper]

I am a dead man

[I Drive Too Fast]

This MUST be satire, right? I love bacon.

[PGR88]

[listenhillary]

If there isn’t sausage and bacon in my life, what’s the point of living?

[BuffaloJack]

This article is a complete pile of unprocessed manure.

[allmendream]

I am sure that people who eat very low amounts of bacon or sausage or other processed meats are more likely to often do other healthy things in their life; like keep a healthy weight and/or exercise.

Correlation is not causation. Otherwise watching >5 hours a day of TV is a KILLER!!!! Well - maybe it is that those that watch >5 hours of TV are also more likely to be overweight and less likely to exercise regularly.

No, no - that makes too much sense - watching TV KILLS! Must be the cathode rays!!!! /s

[dfwgator]

If eating bacon is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

[tnlibertarian]

I. Don’t. Care.

[mountainlion]

My father loved eggs and bacon. He perfected pork chops. We had a can of bacon fat in a can on the stove to cook with. Dad lived to 84. Some in the family made it almost to 100. They could have lived to 200 to 300 years old if they had not eaten pork.

[Mr. K]

Just eat a lot of things to counteract the bad stuff (if there is any)

I have been taking a combination of 2 Cinnamon Capsules, 4 capsules VitaminE(Omega3) , 2 Niacin, 1 Tumeric, 2 Melatonin, 1 Magnesium, and have been waking up feeling GREAT the last couple of days

[nascarnation]

Too late to turn back now and I’ve already had cancer, LOL.

[UCANSEE2]

mmmmmmm GOOD.

[Dead Corpse]

I’m ok with this. Leave me alone...

Besides, a percentage within the margin of error coming from a Socialist-leaning “health” organization does not sway my mind one iota...

[slumber1]

Let's ask these guys!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Ooh here we go, more stuff for Despot Bloomberg of New York city to ban despite the fact that if you eat ANYTHING in abundance it can harm your health, even drinking an excess amount of water can kill you...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

But of course the government must regulate regulate regulate because they know more that we do. Everybody is a child to the government.

[Doogle]

"...but, BUT, if you eat veggie bacon you can live to be 218"

[listenhillary]

On the bright side. If anyone pays attention to this study, maybe bacon will drop from $5.00 per pound to $2.00 per pound.

Will the Obamacare questionnaire your doctor gives you start asking about sausage and bacon consumption? NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU! You.. you.. BACON EATER!

[SandRat]

If Hot Dogs are so bad, then how did Ben Matlock last so long?

[mass55th]

I just had three slices of premature death with an egg, and some home fries.