Black triangular crafts and highways go together like bread and butter. You see my FRiends, the triangle is the highway suvailance model.
Just like the saucer model is used to suvail the desert regions (as well as crash in them), and the cylindrical model is used to buzz by planes (as well as occasionally emerge from the ocean). Every model has its place!
Don’t ask me how I know, I’d have to zap you with my memory eraser, which fortunately looks like a normal lava lamp. Hehe....
< runs away from thread with maniacal laughter, all the while humming the X files theme song >....
I just want to understand why they flew hundreds of light years to determine the health of my colon. Doesn’t that get covered free under Obamacare? No aliens needed?
Unless.....
GAY ALIENS!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Can’t zap me. I’m wearing my tinfoil hat with a lead skullcap insert. :)