[Lucky9teen]

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I don't know if this will work on FR...but it works on Facebook.

[Liberty Valance]

[IYAS9YAS]

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

Reminds me of a story from more than 25 years ago. My dad was speaking to our pastor about my mom turning 40. My dad said he was thinking of trading her in on two 20-year-olds. Without skipping a beat, our pastor said "You're not wired for 220."

[bert]

Here is something truly great..... neo roadrunner.

Brand new Wile E. Coyote
An honest to goodness, brand new Wile E. Coyote - Roadrunner cartoon made with today’s technology (but all of the old humor). Enjoy!! This is the first Roadrunner done with computer graphics. Lots can be done with computer graphics that will be far less expensive to complete than those old Disney style drawn animations. The computer graphics look good, and the video still has that Roadrunner fun. Only 3 minutes, but 3 minutes of fun! Be sure to go to “full screen” mode.

http://www.wimp.com/looneytoons/-——

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Top zillion!

[Monkey Face]

TOP...something!

Who cares? I’m IN!! YAY!!!

[r-q-tek86]

I had a business trip this week. When I checked in to the hotel, I asked the woman behind the counter if the porn channel was disabled. She said “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard!”

[Monkey Face]

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

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The taste.

;o]

[KC_Lion]

You have no IDEA!!!! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uJHMGZagAM

[llevrok]

A man has been lost in the desert for many days. He is long out of food and ran out of water a couple days ago.

There is no sign of shade nor civilization. On his last legs, he collapses.

A few crawls later, he notices that buzzards are circling. “This is it, I guess!”, he thinks as he starts to cry in frustration.

With what little strength he has left, he rolls over onto his back and shouts with all that he can muster - “WHY ME LORD??WHY ME?!!!!!”

And then, the buzzards stop circling for a moment and a loud, booming bass voice calls down from the Heavens - “Why you? Because Ralph, there is something about you that just pisses me off!!”

[Clay Moore]

I have friends on both sides of the handgun issue, those who believe easy access to handguns is not good for this country and those who believe government has no business dictating ownership one way or the other. I have gained valuable understanding from both arguments. I have made my final decision. Certain Americans,especially those who are more likely to become victims of crime, need to own and become proficient with handguns!

I can't discuss it any further right now... It's my turn to pick up the shell casings.

[Berlin_Freeper]

RUN BOY RUNS SAYS THE WILD BIRD FOR A MUSHROOM CLOUD IS COMING!

[EveningStar]