ROFL!! Oh, the drama. ;-)
Drama? You want drama...Well OK, you asked for it, bub!
I will work for an America where sex workers and smelly hippies can’t destroy our beloved family pets.
My opponent is conspiring with drug companies, angry chefs and suicide bombers.
Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where suicide bombers and Somali pirates can corrupt our delicious apple pies.
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