“Lorena Bobbit does not approve.”
In the bedroom, the upstairs bedroom, the Bobbit sleeps tonight.
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena grabs a knife.
A weenie whack, a weenie whack ...
...
OOOOoooooooo! OOOOOooooooooo! OOOOOOOooooooooo!
(Insert prolonged female ululation here)