Besides soccer ain't football.
Anyway, haven't you all listened to Rush? Soccer is dangerous for children, and I am sure it's just a matter of time before the lawsuits start hitting the courts to make those who push our children into playing soccer pay for their crime.
I know this because I belong to,
Keep Our Own Kids Safe
After all, once they have eliminated football from our society, it will be but a matter of time before they go after soccer. So wit for them to force the Olympic committee to drop it from their competition so we can protect our children.
Besides, why do we need a dangerous sport like soccer in the Olympics when we can have Pole Dancing instead?
