Well it's probably going on in your town somewhere. So what have you done about it??? Get out there and start accusing people -- even if you have no evidence. C'mon start accusing people that you suspect on suspicion alone -- that's good enough.
And if it's a false accusation, hey no worry. It's the seriousness of the charge that is important -- not its accuracy.
That seems legit.
Instead, let’s give the “alleged” boogerer a seat at the head table next to his cabana boy during the team dinner and let them share a room at the the bowl hotel.