One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift at all.
When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And then the fight started.....
Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken.
Sadly, I told this joke when I was at my folk’s place on leave from the army, and it must of been the wrong time and place to be telling such a joke, because no sooner than I finish...there was no hesitation to the open hand across my face from my mother. Last I saw of my father, he had knocked his chair down in his haste to escape and was howling laughing down the hall, leaving me to the wolves.
Oh Noes!!!! LOL