I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started....
LOL!
I came out of the shop with a meat and potato pie,large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said “I’ve not eaten for two days.”
I told him “I wish I had your will power”!
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it. He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
And that’s when the fight started.....
Man sitting on a couch watching the Super Bowl....
Wife walks in asks “What’s on the TV?”
“Dust” the man replied.....
And THAT’S how the fight started....
Two guys are fishing in a little row boat near a bridge. A funeral procession goes by and one guy stands up, takes his hat off and bows his head. When the procession is past he sits back down in the boat. “Jeez, that was nice of you’’, his friend said. The guy replies “Well after all I was married to her for thirty years, it’s the least I could do’’.