[BenLurkin]

Too bad.

[GraceG]

No worries, all the UNIX systems will crap out in 2032 and that will cause everything to crash and make Y2K look like the Mayan New Year....

[RitchieAprile]

thats a relief as i had dinner plans that day.

[muawiyah]

lotteries have odds of winning that are even greater than 1 in a million BUT somebody always wins the lottery!

That was hardly the sort of prediction to make us comfortable.

[P.O.E.]

Creepy little imp.

[mikrofon]

Unfortunately, Assturd Obamis hit the scene in 2008 and returned for an encore in 2012...

[JoeProBono]

[no-to-illegals]

Me think someone will not have to blow himself or herself up. Well at least they have one in a million chance of not having to blow himself or herself up. Would have been a great job for a jihadist islamist. Can we send the next potential jihadist islamist bomber out on a mission in space and tell them they will be a hero? Did not zer0 say to NASA, be uplifting to arabs? Here's the chance.

[Verginius Rufus]

Now President-for-Life Obama can delete from his teleprompter the remarks he was scheduled to deliver blaming the impact on George W. Bush.

[wrench]

With NASA all but shut down, these “NASA scientists” are the best in the industry, right?

Sorry, but this conclusion ranks somewhere under the believability of Al Gore and his AGW predictions .

[SgtHooper]

It’s not gonna happen, but “[t]he impact odds as they stand now are less than one in a million.”

Oh ok, but it’s still possible. Contradictory buffoon.