He took the Hawaiian Punch motto to the next level.
To: ConservativeStatement
Please tell me you meant “EX-girlfriend”.
2 posted on
01/09/2013 4:23:00 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ConservativeStatement
3 posted on
01/09/2013 4:26:22 PM PST by
Ray76
(Do you reject Obama? And all his works? And all his empty promises?)
To: ConservativeStatement
This story, as with many you post, is ideally suited for the ‘General/Chat’ category, so I placed it there.
To: ConservativeStatement
After nearly 60 years of rabid heterosexual behavior, I have decided to go asexual.
It does not matter the quality of the woman, they all eventually go brain-dead. Some of them turn dangerous.
5 posted on
01/09/2013 4:27:58 PM PST by
elkfersupper
( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
To: ConservativeStatement
James Cagney used a grapefruit.
6 posted on
01/09/2013 4:32:56 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
7 posted on
01/09/2013 4:34:53 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement; humblegunner
Humblegunner... I think I found out what you can do with all those lemons in your yard. (lol!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Man pelts girlfriend with oranges
Oh, I thought he made her a nice jacket out of orange rinds...
10 posted on
01/09/2013 4:43:12 PM PST by
COBOL2Java
(kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
To: ConservativeStatement
OK that’s it!! How many more people have to be hurt with oranges before this country bans these assault oranges
To: ConservativeStatement
Well, I read the link to the story....no one there critiqued her singing. This may be self-defense.
12 posted on
01/09/2013 4:43:39 PM PST by
coolbreeze
(giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Senator Feinstein will introduce legislation later this month to place reasonable restrictions on large capacity bags of oranges, stating flatly, "No one can eat more than a few oranges at a time."
Current:
Proposed:
A spokesman for the Senator also called for a ban on so-called "Naval Assault Oranges." Noting that hunters and sportsman should have no need for anything larger than a "Cutie" or possibly a Clementine.
Developing...
14 posted on
01/09/2013 4:46:06 PM PST by
FredZarguna
(Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
To: ConservativeStatement
Why did he beat oranges? Were they really big oranges, like pumpkins, and produced a loud THUNK?
16 posted on
01/09/2013 4:47:01 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Please explain how my being in a fuss would help the situation.)
To: Slings and Arrows
This just screams, “not a ping!”
17 posted on
01/09/2013 4:52:06 PM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: ConservativeStatement
21 posted on
01/09/2013 5:00:30 PM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
To: ConservativeStatement
Some of those Asian guys can be tough. A few year ago I was at the police station filling out some forms (that’s another story) and in the next room was an Asian guy who had badly beaten his girlfriend. He claimed to not understand English but when the po-po left the room he understood and spoke English very well.
25 posted on
01/09/2013 5:17:48 PM PST by
ladyjane
(For the first time in my life I am not proud of my country.)
To: ConservativeStatement; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
This was just his subtle way of telling her she’d lost her a-peel.
29 posted on
01/09/2013 9:26:50 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(Defending these actions is fruitless)
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