[Brightitude]

Actually, it is a lot of fun, and there are dozens of Zorb runs in the United States. None of which have a deep gorge at the bottom of the hill.

Ivan: *facepalm*, Hey, Dmitri, Americanskis have discovered secret to making this work....
Dmitri: So, we send KGB... excuse me, we send Federal Security Service to steal... excuse me, research the American technology?

[CharlesWayneCT]

I thought these things were everywhere, but it turns out there are only a couple of places. And it just happened that I was at one of those places (Pigeon Forge, Tennessee).