[GladesGuru]

A man in a bear proof capsule is “terrified” for what reason?

[narses]

What a ding dong.

[Jonty30]

This is one of my favorite polar bear videos.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MC26JK9nk-8

[tbpiper]

Don’t know how the video ends. I hear his friends just call him “Scat” for some reason now, however.

[Defiant]

I’d like to know how long the bear tried to get in—minutes, hours, days? It would be a scary walk back to base or wherever he had to go when he left the cage. I dont see any structures or vehicles nearby.

[fattigermaster]

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? If so, please pour it over your head.

[GreenAccord]

How did he know he was hungry? Anyone else get the impression the subtext to the ginned up title was “Polar Bears are Hungry Because Man Has Ruined Their Habitat”?

[Starstruck]

The bear returned later with a can opener.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I have it from a great source the polar bear was put and placed on one of Gore’s styrofoam icebergs pretending to be the real thing.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Who's for dinner?

[Delta 21]

You better have some pepper spray in there with you, you humans are kinda bland.

[Roberts]

Wow!

[JoeProBono]