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Arthur Slugworth

Perhaps the Oompa Loompas mistook the victim for the notorious Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated, and would be corporate spy and thief of the Everlasting Gobstopper.

We live in strange times.

1 posted on 12/31/2012 5:01:37 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping

(Aren’t Oompa Loompas just orange Smurfs?)


2 posted on 12/31/2012 5:03:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

I hope they can find them before they disguise themselves.


3 posted on 12/31/2012 5:06:07 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: DogByte6RER

Kebabs are disgusting. (just thought i’d throw that in there)


5 posted on 12/31/2012 5:11:00 PM PST by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Real men don’t dress like Oompa-Loompas


6 posted on 12/31/2012 5:11:12 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: DogByte6RER

Clockwork Orange is finally here!


9 posted on 12/31/2012 5:22:36 PM PST by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Does Charlie Crist have a good alibi?


10 posted on 12/31/2012 5:23:28 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: DogByte6RER

I knew that times have been tough for the Oompa-Loompas ever since Wonka moved the factory to Mexico. I had now idea that things were this bad, though.


11 posted on 12/31/2012 5:26:33 PM PST by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: DogByte6RER

This could adversely affect his nomination to SoS...

13 posted on 12/31/2012 5:42:49 PM PST by mikrofon (?) Happy New Year 2013 (?)
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To: DogByte6RER

What?...did they just blend in with the crowd?


15 posted on 12/31/2012 5:55:09 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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To: DogByte6RER

As if this year wasn’t already weird enough...


16 posted on 12/31/2012 6:02:13 PM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, dammed lies, statistics, and democrap talking points.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Begs the question, since it’s not ok to hit girls, even if they hit you first. Is it proper to strike an Oompa-Loompa, in self defence or otherwise?


18 posted on 12/31/2012 6:08:36 PM PST by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Doopahdeedoo!


19 posted on 12/31/2012 6:13:14 PM PST by bigbob
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To: DogByte6RER

From the story...

“It is not the first time that Oompa-Loompas have had a brush with the law.

A man dressed as one of the characters was allegedly involved in a brawl during a fancy dress evening at a Welcome Family holiday park in Dawlish, Devon, in May 2009.”


20 posted on 12/31/2012 6:45:11 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Ooompa Loompas and Kebob House.

It is official..I don’t know what the heck is going on anymore. I used to think I did, but as usual I had no clue. Still don’t.


21 posted on 12/31/2012 7:00:32 PM PST by berdie
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To: DogByte6RER

Boehner’s people.


22 posted on 12/31/2012 7:45:03 PM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: DogByte6RER

34 posted on 01/01/2013 11:53:00 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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