[Dr. Thorne]

These rutting pigs are procreating just as rutting pigs have always procreated. After the poor child is born, he/she/it can expect to be utterly ignored by the empty-headed, preening ciphers who spawned it. A life of cruelty, screaming, drunkeness, loneliness and irrational self-idolatry await.

[ExNewsExSpook]

Is it too early to start a pool on the age at which this spawn enters re-hab for the first time? I’ve got dibs on 14.