This is the first part of the lie that will roast your ass. Only an idiot cleans their guns before bed every night. If I cleaned my guns every night before bed I would have to leave work early to rush home to get started to hopefully be finished by 11:00pm. If you were taslking about a single carry weapon that needs cleaning EVERY night you need a better gun or schooling on effective gun cleaning.
IF YOUR wife opened the bedroom door on your 15 yo daughter and found her engaged in the nasty with ANYONE is she just going to say “Oh excuse me” and come calmly walking down the hall and say “Oh, Jenny is getting laid” and turn back the covers?
To this stupid question I have to responses.
1) Kiss my ass. Don't project your weakness toward me.
2) MY wife isn't a pussy who would scream like a high school girl in a slasher movie. She would calmly call for HER firearm if she wasn't already carrying it since she was heading up to bed.
And since the girl is 15 and knows that I have weapons at hand, I would have to assume that she would have taken steps to warn her paramour.
So your daughter would warn her illegal alien piece of crap "paramour" to screw her silently? Okay.
Finally, shoot him all you want just understand ANY lie will eventually come to the surface and quit giving bad advice on FR.
I really don’t know what your problem may be, perhaps you are just ridiculous by nature.
Opening the door and seeing a ‘stranger’ and loudly saying WTF is going on is not screaming like a girl in a slasher movie.
Overall, I am going to invoke that old (fractured) saying: ‘never get in a conversation with an idiot, cause pretty soon ‘they’ forget who the real idiot is’.