[ConservaTexan]

He will be resurrected as “The Fabulous Spider Person”, a gay super hero with an affinity for the bravo network, throw pillows and track lighting.

[Pollster1]

I guess that means the new romantic interest will not be named “Mary Jane” or “Gwen”. Perhaps Norman or Harry?

[Berlin_Freeper]

My guess is a fat black wheelchair bound deaf lesbian pothead communist community-organizing citizen-journalist who hates America and all white people.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“He will be resurrected as “The Fabulous Spider Person”,”

Or maybe as “The Zombie Spiderman.”