[E. Pluribus Unum]

"If they didn't want it stolen, they shouldn't have left the keys in it."

Tell people that silly religious superstitions like "Thou shalt not kill" and "Thou shalt not steal" are no longer operative, and see where it gets you.

[Morgana]

Well with Izlam trying to take over it will be

Thou shall not steal or we cut off your hands

and

Thou shall not kill unless it is the infidel.