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Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer...
Vanity for the heck of it.... | 11/17/2012 | Vendome

Posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:01 PM PST by Vendome

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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

All:
I wuz all ready for getting stoopit on this but the dogs are babies and wouldn’t leave me alone.

I’ll do it again another time and I promise I had some funny stuff ready....


41 posted on 11/17/2012 11:22:43 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: null and void

Like Sisyphus....


42 posted on 11/17/2012 11:23:20 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: eyedigress

You know, I just remembered the one time I took a swallow of shine.

A bunch of hillbilly friends were huddled and acting like, well...guys.

I came up and wanted to know what was going on.

They started laughing at the pretty boy and one grinned saying “We got some lightning in a bottle. Want some?”

Everyone started saying “No, NO, NO!!!! Don’t let him drink it!!!”

I’m like “Well, what it is it?”.

“Shine, priss” one said.

“Yeah, FK that. Give it to me” I said taking the bottle.

“Everyone said “Don’t!!!”

I did....and it might have taken me 10 minutes before I could breathe normal again and that was after the 1st 3 when I thought I was going to pass out because I couldn’t breathe”.

LOL

I’ll never touch that stuff again....

40 proof is enough...


43 posted on 11/17/2012 11:28:06 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

Some shine is really good and some of it is 98 octane. Stick with the really good.

Look this guy up on wicki. Popcorn Suttton


44 posted on 11/17/2012 11:35:52 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Vendome

Your name is mentioned as well!


45 posted on 11/17/2012 11:42:14 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: eyedigress

Well, I just rolled into the local Irish bar, owned by a friend from Ireland, he’s had some this stuff and even has a secret stash of moonshine for special occassions .

Invited me to to come back another time and he’ll drive me home ...

Not gonna do it.

Didn’t see Venom on wiki though


46 posted on 11/18/2012 12:12:24 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome
The copper stills were handcrafted by Vendome Copper and Brass in Louisville, KY.[15]
47 posted on 11/18/2012 12:15:28 AM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Vendome
HMPH. I take this posting personal. Its not good kosher. Its stan-factu-twist dobulued.

Stope now. Hugh. I mien it.

48 posted on 11/18/2012 12:33:59 AM PST by txnuke (Drip Drip Drip goes the eligibility questions. Vet the candidates.)
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To: Marcella

I bought a nice bottle to celebrate the election.

It never made it to the election and I am glad that I protected both it and myself from that disaster.


49 posted on 11/18/2012 2:14:41 AM PST by dglang
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To: eyedigress

Found it!!!

How kewel is that?!

thnx


50 posted on 11/18/2012 2:35:31 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

After my twenty first birthday, I’m afraid to even buy a bottle of Comfort, much less leave a partial bottle sitting around my house ... and I’m sixty seven now!


51 posted on 11/18/2012 7:52:18 AM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Vendome

Flash funny PSA about alcohol.

http://www.seriesflash.com/n/humor_alcohol_warnings/humor-warnings.swf


52 posted on 11/18/2012 8:56:16 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (DIY Bumper Sticker: "THREE TIMES,/ DEMOCRATS/ REJECTED GOD")
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

LOL!

luv’d the part where he gets a chair tossed at his head. I’ve been to plenty of Karaoke bars and most of the time you can laugh at someone singing or whatever it ought to be called, off key.

Occasionally, you end up enduring something so bad it brings on a grand maul seizure.


53 posted on 11/18/2012 10:17:05 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

Your next to last line reminds me of part of Bill Cosby’s “Himself” where a friend is explaining to him the appeal of cocaine:

“He said, ‘Cocaine intensifies your personality.’ So I ask him, ‘But what if you’re an @$$hole?’”


54 posted on 11/18/2012 10:22:24 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: FreeFromWhat

If you are an alcoholic you understand if you aren’t you don’t need to


55 posted on 11/18/2012 2:16:18 PM PST by Nifster
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To: Vendome

Korsakoff’s syndrome....


56 posted on 11/18/2012 2:17:15 PM PST by Nifster
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