The wife and hubby were sitting at a table at a high school reunion, and Wife kept staring at a drunken guy swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
Hubby asked, ‘Do you know him?’
‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’
‘Been celebrating that long, has he?’
And then the fight started...