[ArGee]

So, here I am at work and I suddenly realized, "What in blazes am I doing? Obama won on Tuesday. This is the new America. If you can't beat 'em, you should join 'em.

Someone please send me my unemployment check. I'll get back to you on the free birth control after dark.

[ArGee]

Dear Mr. Obama, My car is on its last legs. Please send me a new Chevy Malibu. You can send the bill to Michael Moore.

Sincerely,
ArGee

P.S. None of that Volt crap. I need a car, not a heater.