To: Third Person
With flu season upon us, make sure you’re prepared!
2 posted on
11/08/2012 4:56:53 AM PST by
Third Person
(I'm in my prime.)
To: Third Person
Good old meth.
Is there anything it CAN'T do?
3 posted on
11/08/2012 5:00:39 AM PST by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Third Person
Mmmkay but, will it make me lose weight?
4 posted on
11/08/2012 5:02:18 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Third Person
Well jeepers let’s legalize it and tax it.
5 posted on
11/08/2012 5:08:10 AM PST by
WinMod70
To: Third Person
That’s like saying a 12 gauge shotgun can cure the bird flu.
6 posted on
11/08/2012 5:40:13 AM PST by
TSgt
(...voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.)
To: Third Person
Thats it! They found the cure! Just take some draino and other toxic kitchen chemicals and brew it up all together. Then smoke it and we got a cure.
Then dump the excess out on the ground!
What a bunch of dumb assholes these people are.
7 posted on
11/08/2012 5:41:17 AM PST by
crz
To: Third Person
suggested that chronic meth abuse makes individuals more susceptible to pathogens such as HIVNo, it's shared needles and unprotected sex with HIV positive individuals.
9 posted on
11/08/2012 6:24:26 AM PST by
bgill
(We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
To: Third Person
Hmmm. Thanks, but I’ll stick with the flu.
11 posted on
11/08/2012 7:10:41 AM PST by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: Third Person
I’ve heard the same of cigarette smokers. The virus needs a healthy cell to attack. If it can’t find one, it’s doomed. Since I quit smoking, I now have to drink a little good whiskey when I feel a cold coming on.
12 posted on
11/08/2012 1:43:08 PM PST by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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