Seventeen Lebanese belly dancers wearing red tennis shoes and little else kidnapped Laz earlier today and poured a quart of tequila down his throat in a fiendish plot to render him helpless.
Do to a lifetime spent conditioning his body and soul in the asceticism of a Shaolin priest, he prevailed over his captors, eschewing their blatant enticements, fought his way free after many hours of full contact Fung Goo (an ancient Mongolian martial art, especially effective against "clusters" of attackers).
He has now fully recovered and resumed his contemplative studies of art as found in nature.
Thank the powers above for his narrow escape, we happily welcome him back to the bosom of his cohorts.
Regards,
GtG
I know this is a false post....
If Laz was captured by 17 Lebanese belly dancers he would never even try to escape....
Unless it was to get some Cool Whip....and a midget...