[Defiant]

How do i get a research grant like that, so i can travel the world and slide down sand dunes?

[martin_fierro]

As sand grains shuffle down the slopes of certain sand dunes, they produce a deep, groaning hum that reverberates for miles.

My puns have that effect.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I hate playing in G#!
Scooted down the Sleeping Bear Sand Dunes many times,,,, never heard a note!

[uglybiker]

...though why the size matters is still unknown.

Ask your girlfriend.

[rfp1234]

Reminds me of the Singing Bush from “The Three Amigos”.
(When Steve Martin was still funny.)