Must have been a real fruitcake...........
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To: Red Badger
I’d look on Ebay and Craigslist.
To: Red Badger
Brings to mind Harry Chapin's 30,000 Pounds of Bananas.
3 posted on
10/30/2012 1:22:53 PM PDT by
Arm_Bears
(Re-distribute my work ethic, not my wealth.)
To: Red Badger
Police are confident they can crack the case soon.
To: Red Badger
First $30M in maple syrup, and now walnuts...is somebody trying to build the largest coffee cake ever?
5 posted on
10/30/2012 1:26:27 PM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
To: Red Badger
The Suspect:
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Friend of mine owns a trucking company that hauls booze. That is a pretty expensive truck. When a truck goes missing the seach the airport parking lots along they way. Most truckers would call home, find a problem, pull into the local airport and fly home.
Now days they have GPS and they track them and generally find them at airports.
8 posted on
10/30/2012 1:27:07 PM PDT by
edcoil
(It is not over until I win.)
To: Red Badger
Might wanna talk to dis guy, yaknowwhaddimean?
10 posted on
10/30/2012 1:28:19 PM PDT by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
To: Red Badger
He’s probably got ‘em squirreled away until the heat is off.
14 posted on
10/30/2012 1:33:22 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Willie Stark for president.)
To: Red Badger; Daffynition; JoeProBono; Lucky9teen
"Who meeeee?"
15 posted on
10/30/2012 1:34:57 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
To: Red Badger
16 posted on
10/30/2012 1:35:30 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Soebarkah Soetoro)
To: Red Badger; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
"May I have 80,000 walnuts please?"
18 posted on
10/30/2012 1:36:21 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
To: All
I love walnuts - but it wasn’t me. I have an alibi.
By the way, does anyone have a toothpick?
19 posted on
10/30/2012 1:40:57 PM PDT by
MplsSteve
(General Mills is pro-gay marriage! Boycott their products!)
To: Red Badger
Two words: Mexican truckers.
20 posted on
10/30/2012 1:41:10 PM PDT by
Carry_Okie
(Islam offers us choices: convert or kill, submit or die.)
To: Red Badger
Wish he’d come to my yard last year! That is, if he’d take black walnuts. We had a bumper crop!
21 posted on
10/30/2012 1:41:17 PM PDT by
sneakers
(Go Sheriff Joe!)
To: Red Badger
Calling all units! Be on the lookout for a shady character offering good deals on bootleg walnuts.
22 posted on
10/30/2012 1:41:42 PM PDT by
Scutter
To: Red Badger
In Northern California, we have some very large, tricky and ambitious grey squirrels.
They would need help from a union thug truckdriver to carry out plans on this level.
23 posted on
10/30/2012 1:41:53 PM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(We are the 53%, who pay taxes and keep this country going inspite of the 47% rat moochers!)
To: Red Badger
29 posted on
10/30/2012 1:51:36 PM PDT by
x
To: Red Badger
Someone wanting to do a powerful lot of holiday baking!
30 posted on
10/30/2012 1:53:24 PM PDT by
xsmommy
To: Red Badger
First it’s Canadian Maple Syrup, now its Walnuts. Thank goodness it wasn’t Pecans, or we would be facing PecanPieMageddon.
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