[Berlin_Freeper]

There was one ad recently...

“I am 30 years old and love animals. I always wanted a dog.”

Huh?
30 and always wanted a dog?
Lol

[Pearls Before Swine]

There was one ad recently...

“I am 30 years old and love animals. I always wanted a dog.”

If that was a personal ad, a dog is the best he can hope for!