Hong Kong Billionaire Offers $65 M To Any MAN Who Can Woo His gay daughter (Mission Impossible?)

Business Insider ^ | 09/26/2012 | Tom Phillips in Shanghai, The Telegraph

[trailhkr1]

Just look at every photo of the girl posted on this thread. You don’t see her smiling, but only with a frown similar to Obama’s.

She is smiling in a couple of them...

[Tuanedge]

Well, if an hour of body massage and an hour of tonguewrestling the little man in the boat doesn’t interest her in a visit to the redwoods, I’m out; those are the only shots in my locker.

[Jack Hydrazine]

She’s trying to smile but with not much success.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I think they are called Lipstick Lesbians.

If only she could be become a Hasbian!

[WellyP]

I’ll teach her to ski.

[a fool in paradise]

I know another wealthy Chinese man who has his hands full with his daughters, none of whom have married a man:

Tu Yung Tu Wu
No Yen Tu Wu
Tu Dum Tu Wu

[a fool in paradise]

According to her facebook profile, she knows English and American English.

But can she speak Texan?

[saleman]

Might help if you get her drunk first.

Tequila shots out of the belly button are a speciality of mine. Oh, wait. That’s how I get drunk. Nevermind....

[Wuli]

If the daughter were smart, and devious, she’d find a poor but talented guy in Hong Kong and agree to marry him, with her father’s reward as a dowry, in return for they guy not objecting to her keeping her “girlfriend”.

Dad would “save face”, she’d keep peace in the family, her husband would get a kick start to some business venture, and then her and her “girfriend” can run back to Paris for “shopping”. From the few Chinese women I know, I doubt the husband would mind the freedom his wife would give him.

[catbertz]

I think she’s beautiful. I would ask her out for free, and even pay for drinks. Daddy can use the money to hire a hitman to off her horrible girlfriend.

[catnipman]

Wasn’t there a Grimm’s fairy tale that went something like this? You know, on second thought, I don’t think there was.

Still. It would be fun to write one. Aging, rich, powerful king. Gay princess. Big reward. Set in the middle ages of course. Series of unsuccessful suitors who meet untimely deaths meted out by cunning gay daughter. How to end? Surviving suitor prince converts gay lass by cleverly drinking potion that temporarily converts him into comely maiden and gay princess falls so hard for him/her that when potion wears off, princess is still madly in love? Or perhaps gay female suitor drinks potion that temporarily converts her into handsome prince and he/she connives with gay princess to poison king and take over throne?

[M Kehoe]

The "partner/mate" is either George Pataki, or Yoko Ono. Please let me know which one it is.

5.56mm

[M Kehoe]

Hey Cecil! I'll dazzle your "little" girl with brilliance and bulls@it. Charm and class. For 65 million, I'll introduce her to my big 10....

Send me a FReepmail Cecil.

5.56mm

[Delta Dawn]

Switch hitter huh? I was never very good from the other side of the plate.

[SgtHooper]

Yes she is. I’d introduce her to 009!

[ßuddaßudd]

For $65M I could probably squint.

now thats funny...

[Delta Dawn]

Did you ever meet their cousin?...

No Wu Fo Yu

[Delta Dawn]

Wow! And people say romance is dead...

[longtermmemmory]

Did he cut her off from his money? that could clarify matters.

[Delta Dawn]

Somebody’s been watching too much HBO.