[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

He should put a sign in front of his restaurant that reads:

DON'T LIKE WALKING IN BIRD SHIT?
TELL THE CITY TO STOP FINING ME
FOR CLEANING OFF THEIR SIDEWALK

Then call the local news to see his vulgar sign and let them film the filth that the city has people walking in.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Best idea I’ve heard of in months.

However, he would have to change the word “shit” to “crap” in order to avoid a fine for vulgarity.

These Aholes want money and will do anything to get it.

There are sectors of Texas where liberal aholes run things. Houston is one, Austin another.

Maybe Gov. Perry could do some real house-cleaning.

[Texas Neer- Do-Well]

And there you have it. I live in CC and the droppings from the seagulls are overpowering. Go to Cole park (Downtown on the Bay) and watch city employees using power washers to clean the swings and jungle gym. But a decades long businessman can’t do the same thing? Mercy!