My family was at the Mariners game on Weds. - a perfect game. My brother-in-law didn’t want to jinx it by getting out of his seat to go get lunch. Diabetic, he almost fainted twice on the walk back to the car. I asked my wife “Why couldn’t someone else have got his lunch for him?”
“Oh..”
I did the same thing when I went to my granddaughter’s high school graduation in May. I can remember my sons calling me, but I was really out of it. The next thing I remember was one of my sons pushing Pepsi down my throat.