I volunteer to do the punching.
Here’s something people should understand: if you plan on whining about overly-dramatic soccer falls, then find an overly-dramatic soccer fall to whine about. For Cripe’s sake, you can see her eye swelling while she’s still on the ground.
I volunteer to do the punching.
Says the internet tuff guy.
It's girl's soccer...pull your panties out of your slit and calm down.