Here’s what they believe:
* It’s OK to be dull
* No matter where you go, there you are
* We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word
* We don’t get out much
* We don’t keep up with the Joneses (Who are the Joneses anyway?)
* There’s nothing wrong with second place; it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese
Not near as dull as the DNC.