[laweeks]

Yea butt . . . you never heard of the Japanese lost tribe of Israel? Huh? Moroni is really Japanese for . . . uh . . . Planet Kolob Supreme Leader.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Moroni is really Japanese for,,,uh,,,

“I got a girl named Bony Moroni;
she´s as skinny as a stick of macaronie.
Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on,”