Mine is pretty good too. If I question whether he is homosexual, he is.
Sometimes I know before he does.
Worked with a guy who got married had a kid, divorced and is now practicing the happy lifestyle. I thought he might be light in the loafers from the first time we met.
I'm working with a guy now -- I met him and spoke with him for a few minutes and I was thinking, "This guy is definitely a homosexual" and then all of a sudden the guy starts talking about his girlfriend. Which gets me thinking, "Who brings up a girlfriend just a few minutes after meeting a new co-worker? That's not natural."
I've worked with the guy for months now and he has never mentioned the "girlfriend" since, and he is definitely homosexual. The voice. The clothing. The mannerisms. The plant in his office. Queer as a $3 bill.