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Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar
foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

Posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT by ColdOne

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To: wordsofearnest
Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.


41 posted on 05/23/2012 12:59:30 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Revolting cat!

A shortsighted man walks into a bard...


42 posted on 05/23/2012 5:01:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Lady Jag

What did the vampire say to the giraffe?
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I’d like to get to gnaw you.


43 posted on 05/23/2012 5:06:16 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: JRios1968

I forget where I heard it, but I always liked the “That’s what she said. Now she can’t button her coat.”


44 posted on 05/23/2012 5:06:50 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: ColdOne

Funny, I was in San Jose once, in a bar. And who walked in but Barack Hussein Obama... With a parrot on his shoulder!

Bartender took one look at ‘em and said:

“where the heck did you get THAT?”


45 posted on 05/23/2012 11:30:53 PM PDT by golux
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