Fear not. The teacher who replaces this menace to society will be muslim, lesbian and teaching from the school board approved GLBT handbook on ‘Fisting’ so no worries.
Thank GOD they removed a classic Sci-Fi story from the minds of our youth! Best that space be filled with ‘gay’ issues and tolerance.
They better not read “Princess of Mars”, they will not like Dejah Thoris’ attire.
(John Carter of Mars reference)