You want a laugh? Picture this:
Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer are stranded at sea in a two person life raft. They have a compass, 1 gallon of water, 1 protein bar, one teaspoon of sunscreen, 1 cell phone that will never get a signal and is almost dead anyway, 1 oar and 1 revolver with 1 bullet.
What would you pay to watch this debacle unfold?
Who rows? In what direction? Etc.