Hoow dooes a loser like this becoome a poolice ooficer.
I think they have to pass a spelling test.
There is nothing as painful as being hit in the foot by a Justin Bieber doll. Ouch! LOL!
Is this from The Onion?
Stuned by a Bieber.
Hey cut him some slack. The only weight-training some officers do is lift donuts.
Those dolls can be heavy to such people.
However, maybe she's INTO that kind of relationship. Who knows.
It was his doll.
Ther’s a Leave It To Beaver joke in there somewhere.
Police ward: “Don’t you think you’re being a little hard on the Bieber heaver?”
Abusers will grasp at any excuse to justify abusing their victims.
Girlfriend Had Injuries To Head, Elbow, Ribs
Later that night, deputies interviewed the girlfriend at a friend’s home.
She said the argument began during dinner when Nuanes gave her an ultimatum to change her Facebook page status to say she was in a relationship with him, the affidavit said. Nuanes then ordered her out of his house.
The girlfriend said the argument escalated into violence and Nuanes grabbed her by the hair, threw her to the ground and punched her in the ribs, the affidavit said. She locked herself in the bathroom, but she said he kicked in the door and continued to attack her.
A deputy photographed her injuries, including swollen bruises on the top of her head and elbow and a purple bruise on the left side of her rib cage, the affidavit said.
The girlfriend said that she didn’t want Nuanes to get in trouble or go to jail, but she said that he needs help, the affidavit said. She told the deputy that she was not afraid of her boyfriend.
A deputy viewed the cellphone video the girlfriend took that showed Nuanes grabbing her leg and trying to pull her off a bed until she kicked at him and broke free, according to a search warrant affidavit.
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Poor woman. I hope she leaves that boy, heals from his abuse, and finds a real conservative man.
Have some sympathy for the poor guy. How humiliating must it be to attacked with a Justin Beiber doll? And how powerless must he feel to be provoked to anger by such an attack?
/s
This is so, uh, modern. I fondly remember the days when the reported weird assaults would involve a frozen lamb haunch or a large root vegetable.
That just ain’t right.
Although I can see how some people might get pretty upset, especially if they were a looser.
Hence Festivus...
Kramer-”That must have been some doll.”
Frank- “She was.”
Nuanes Involved In Beating SettlementThis isn't the first time Nuanes has been accused of wrongdoing.
A Denver man, David Nettles, filed a federal lawsuit in 2005, accusing Nuanes and three other officers of savagely beating him outside his home in 2003 after Nuanes mistook him for a domestic violence suspect who lived across the street.
Nettles, who at the time weighed 350 pounds and had a heart pacemaker, told 7NEWS the officers beat him to the ground with nightsticks. They shattered his shoulder and broke an arm trying to force his arms into handcuffs too short for his girth.
The city later paid Nettles a $75,000 settlement.
Nettles, now 59, called Nuanes “the worst of all of them," referring to the officers who beat him. "He's just wicked. He's evil," Nettles said.
“I have injuries for life," the man said. "I still take morphine."
During a 2003 police internal affairs investigation, Nuanes admitted to using a personal camera to photograph a prostitute's genitals after an arrest, according to the Denver Post.
Leave it to Bieber