I've been shopping for a new car lately, and I really wish I could go see Ralph Spoilsport.
Nissan doesn't offer a Handy-Dandy Masonite Wild-West Gun Rack, with the Look of Real Wood.
Pity.
Dave’s not here...
Or a radio you can get Tierra del Fuego on, bucko!
We’re discounting everything that happens here at the world’s largest new used and used new automobile dealership: Ralph Spoilsport Motors here in the city of....Emphysema.
Let’s just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory!
It’s a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch’s Blacklist says this car was stolen but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week twice a week and never on Sunday!
...or original factory air in the tires.
I guess Peter finally got the Really Big Disease.
Rest in peace. Thanks for all you did.