[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I settled the argument on which is better, vampires or werewolves. It's werewolves. They say werewolves can't change at will but all the have to do is to hire someone to drop their pants. Automatic full moon. They can also lick themselves.

[Boogieman]

Plus, werewolves can still eat pizza and italian food. They never mention that you are going to have to give that up when they try to sell you on how great it is to become a vampire!