Q: "When Is It Okay to Kill a Zombie?" A: When they come after my wallet! Q: "When Is It Okay to Kill a Zombie?" A: When they come after my wallet!More fun zombie stuff ... ping
28 Days later zombies were rage zombies and there’s a big difference between the shufflers and runners.
What kind of zombie are we talking about? A `Shaun of the Dead’ lumbering, slow zombie, or a `Dawn of the Dead’ nimble, fast zombie?
I think the exigencies posed by the latter type require a “The only good zombie is a dead zombie” approach while the former might be herded, culled and made into productive citizens, e.g. community organizers, fast food workers and lawyers, assuming they are chained and fitted with electronic neck shock-collars.
Yes, one should avoid being detected by zombies, but once detected you must kill all in range...and keep moving.
What kind of zombie are we talking about? A `Shaun of the Dead’ lumbering, slow zombie, or a `Dawn of the Dead’ nimble, fast zombie?
I think the exigencies posed by the latter type require a “The only good zombie is a dead zombie” approach while the former might be herded, culled and made into productive citizens, e.g. community organizers, fast food workers and lawyers, assuming they are chained and fitted with electronic neck shock-collars.
What kind of zombie are we talking about? A `Shaun of the Dead’ lumbering, slow zombie, or a `Dawn of the Dead’ nimble, fast zombie?
I think the exigencies posed by the latter type require a “The only good zombie is a dead zombie” approach while the former might be herded, culled and made into productive citizens, e.g. community organizers, fast food workers and lawyers, assuming they are chained and fitted with electronic neck shock-collars.
What kind of zombie are we talking about? A `Shaun of the Dead’ lumbering, slow zombie, or a `Dawn of the Dead’ nimble, fast zombie?
I think the exigencies posed by the latter type require a “The only good zombie is a dead zombie” approach while the former might be herded, culled and made into productive citizens, e.g. community organizers, fast food workers and lawyers, assuming they are chained and fitted with electronic neck shock-collars.
CDC takes the People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies stance
I reject the premise. You can not “kill” a zombie, they are already dead. All you can do is stop them, by doing whatever is necessary depending on what kind of zombie they are, I mean really does that even matter except to find the method, they all want to eat your face off.
Double tap...’nuff said.
Zombie ping
So the other day, he shows me his 4 shot .22 mag concealed carry derringer. And it is actually a pretty cool little device. We killed a pig with it that we had trapped.
Off hand, I said "Yep, it'll kill a 20 pound piglet, but it won't be much use against mutant biker zombies."
At which point, he reached into the center console and pulled out a Desert Eagle loaded with JHP.
I almost threw up, I was laughing so hard.
Even the sleepy conservatives are getting a clue.
/johnny
Living humans have a perfect right to use force in their self defense if a zombie is violating or threatening to violate their natural rights.
Whenever you encounter one.
