some stash.. I don't know... 
looks okay to me.
That stash would never make it... 
with my crew--
We can't wear stashes down in the sewer... 
they can catch on fire!
Any moustche you don't paint on... 
looks ridiculous!
Stashes are so old school! Now pink fuzzy boas... 
they are trendy and hot!
No real man wear a stash... 
without a an adjoining beard.
Bendy, here's a shoe. Clip Mahmoud... 
right in his ugly puss!
I still bet they change their name... 
to the Jacksonville Jihadists!
Hay, big, lay off! Now that Khan has bought the Jihad Jags... 
they are my new favorite team!
If them new Jags want a Jihad, just wait 'til they play... 
us!
With that puss of yours, Jack... 
you'd even scare off the 72 virgins blocking for each Jihad Jag running back!