[Lancey Howard]

Romney is fake fat—tastes like the real thing but gives you the squirts.

That's a great line right there!

By the way, I've been leaning Santorum since the beginning. The American public won't want to have to listen to Bachman's Fran Drescher laugh for the next four years. (shrug) Shallow, but for real.

[Happy Rain]

Like Santorum too—a smart conservative. His years on the senate floor made him a boring speaker though. Dude on the John Boy and Billy Show said he was like someone looking for the person shining a flashlight in his eyes while he is on stage.
A few sessions with “Toastmasters” would do him a lot of good.
As of now, I’m torn between Santorum and Bachman—the only two conservatives left.