Sex offender caught making random lewd phone calls

http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=348&NewsID=1009117&CategoryID=20365&on=1&om=13 ^ | 11/21/2011 | Lance West, KFOR-TV

[Morgana]

GUTHRIE, Okla. -- Guthrie police launched a "sex offender" investigation following a blocked call to Willow Creek Nursing Home. The woman who answered the phone was disgusted and troubled by what she heard on the other end.

According to Lt. Mark Bruning, "When they answered the phone they heard a male voice saying the name Kimberly. He went into a lot of sexually explicit things. Part of the conversation was this person wasn't in school and the consequences for not being in school."

Because the calls seemed so graphic and authentic, police launched a search for the caller and victim.

Authorities checked six school districts for a child named Kimberly.

They never found a sexual abuse victim but they did locate the caller, a registered sex offender.

Police cracked the "blocked" call to locate Eddie Shuerger.

He was convicted in 2001 of lewd acts with a child and questioned in 2007 after two middle schoolers reported he was following them to school.

Detectives questioned Shuerger, who admitted to making random, drug-induced "fantasy" phone calls for sexual gratification.

Bruning told us, "He waits until a female answers the phone then goes into lewd role playing of some sort. God only knows what he's doing on the other end of the phone. We can only imagine what he's doing."

[txroadkill]

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I'll miss you
(More evil laughter)
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Marga

[a fool in paradise]

Woodie?

[MrEdd]

Lock him up incommunicado.

[Soothesayer9]

"God only knows what he's doing on the other end of the phone. We can only imagine what he's doing."

Assclowns. Why dont they just wear some big red shoes already?

Idiots!

[krb]

Oh come on. You know they're not "random." He's got to have a system.