“I forget what I’m looking for in the refrigerator.”
Me too, but I’ve found that almost anything will do.
When Germany was reunified in 1989, there was much talk among Europeans of a Fourth Reich since the Chancellor, Helmut Kohl, was an insomniac just like Hitler who was said to formulate his invasion plans in the middle of the night.
Herr Kohl who was rather overweight reassured his European neighbors that the only thing he was interested in invading whenever he woke up at night was his refrigerator.