Reminds me of an old joke from that time...
What kind of wood doesn’t float?
Here’s the latest story of how she did:
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On the night of Wood’s death in November 1981, Wood and Wagner got into a “terrible argument” that was never reported to the original investigators, according to Rulli. Actor Christopher Walken, Wood’s “Brainstorm” co-star, went to sleep in his cabin after an angry Wagner smashed a wine bottle on a coffee table that sent everyone scattering to avoid the flying glass, Rulli said. Walken has not made any comment since these new details emerged, other than the statement from his publicist Friday.
When a “mortified” Wood went to her stateroom, Wagner followed and an argument began, according to Rulli.
“Dennis made an attempt to stop it, and was told to go away by Robert Wagner,” Rulli told Gregory. “Then minutes later, Natalie was missing...Dennis wanted to do everything. Make a phone call, turn on the search light. His instincts told him something was terribly wrong, and Robert Wagner asked him not to.”
The coroner’s report from the time of her death indicated that she may have slipped and hit her head after she lost balance from drinking several glasses of wine.
Or the old joke... Why didn’t Natalie take a shower on the boat? She figured she’d wash up on shore.
Another one: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower the night before she died?
She figured she would wash up on shore the next day.
Or that old joke...
What did Robert Wagner say to Natalie Wood the night she died?
“OK honey, you can have a drink, but don’t go overboard!”
Dead wood