[JimRed]

don't want no bald headed woman, She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean I don't want no bald headed woman, She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean

A bald headed woman will love you each day,
you can kick her and beat her but she'll always stay;
'cause she knows no one's comin' to steal her away,
Hooray for a bald headed woman!

-Shel Silverstein

[iowamark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

“”If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.””

[Fightin Whitey]

LOL

Haulin’ old Shel Silverstein out of the silvery past!

Who’d a-thunk it?

Thanks for the laugh of the morning.